A blonde walks into an appliance store, approaches the man behind the counter, and says “I’d like that TV please.”
The cashier replies “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.”
The next day, she woke up, filled her hair with charcoal, went to the same store, and asked the same man for the same TV. “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes here.”
The next day, she got up, went to the hair salon, get her hair dyed red, and went to the same store and asked for the SAME THING.
The cashier responded, “Why do you keep coming back if you know we don’t serve blondes?”
At this point the blonde was furious. “How the hell do you know I’m blonde?”.
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The cashier looked her straight eye, and explained, “that’s not a TV, that’s a microwave oven.”
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“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?”
inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.
“Why, no Father,” answered the nun demurely, “It’s just a little gas.”
A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her habit barely fit across her belly.
“Oh, just a bit of gas,” said sister Ann, blushing a bit.
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On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he passed Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage. Looking in, the priest observed, “Cute little Fart!”