A man and woman were on their first date.
The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.”
The man looked away and turned red.
“What’s wrong?” asked the woman.
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“I’m not used to someone calling me dear on the first date,” the man said.
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One day, a baby camel and its father had a conversation.
Baby Camel: Dad, why do we have humps on our backs?
Father Camel: Well, son, our humps contain the fat necessary to sustain us though all the days when we’re out in the desert.
Baby Camel: Oh, okay. Dad, why do we have long eyelashes?
Father Camel: They’re to protect our eyes from the sandstorms which rage in the desert.
Baby Camel: I get it now. Dad, why do we have big padded feet?
Father Camel: Because the sand in the desert is very soft and we need big feet so that we can walk on the sand without sinking.
Baby Camel: Thanks, Dad. So what are we doing in the Zoo?
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Hi there. I’m Bob. I’m 80.
Every morning, I sit on the same park bench and chat to my friend, Jim, who’s a full seven years older than me. I’ve always wondered where he gets all his stamina from – he goes for a jog each day without fail, before meeting me. And, amazingly, he’s never out of breath.
One fine day, I plucked up the courage to ask him: “Hey Jim, how on earth do you have all that stamina at your age?”
“Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high, and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies,” Jim replied.
Intrigued, I decided to visit the local bakery on my way home to find myself some Italian bread and hopefully get a vitality boost. As I looked around while trying to ensure that no one caught on to what I was doing, the lady asked me if I needed any help.
“Do you have any Italian bread?” I asked sheepishly.
“Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?”
“I want five loaves.”
“My goodness, five loaves?” she exclaimed. “By the time you get to the fifth loaf, it’ll be hard.”
I left as fast as my old legs could carry me!
