A young man had just founded his own company.
He rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wanting to appear busy, he picked up the phone and started to pretend a big deal was in the works.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked: “Can I help you?”
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“Sure”, the man said, “I’ve come to connect the phone.”
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A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel in Washington.
The wife is concerned with the privacy there. To soothe her mind, the husband says he will search the room for a bug.
He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Under the rug he finds a disc with four screws.
He gets his Swiss Army knife, unscrews the screws, and throws them and the disc out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the couple how their stay was.
The husband immediately becomes suspicious and wants to know why he’s being questioned.
The hotel manager replies, “Well, the room under you complained of the chandelier falling on them!”
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, “No”.
Johnny asks, “I think they–”
His mom interrupts, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
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Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
She replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “ I think they–”
His mom interrupts, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mom says “No.”
He asks, “Mom, let me tell you what I think.”
His Mom replies, “Ok, now do tell me what you think.”
He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”
