A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What...
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Three elderly man talking about the future.
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. The first said, “I would like my...
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Three men are trying to cross a river.
Three men are trying to cross a river. The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He...
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A Boss asked an Employee to work overtime.
My boss just asked, “Do you think you can come in on Saturday this week? I know you enjoy your weekends, but I need you...
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These three blondes decided to go into the forest to chop down Christmas tree
These three blondes were going to purchase a Christmas tree but they then decided to go into the forest to chop down a real one....
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the...
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Kelly was enjoying a cocktail at a bar one night
Kelly was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a...
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My 5-Year-Old Refused to Cut Her Hair, Whispering, ‘I Want My Real Daddy to Recognize Me When He Comes Back’
I’m Joren, and this is about my daughter, Fiona. When she refused to cut her hair at five, I didn’t worry much—until she said she...
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My Wife Forced My 7-Months-Pregnant Daughter to Sleep on an Air Mattress on the Floor — She Never Expected How Far I’d Go to Protect My Child
I thought I knew my own home. Then I found my pregnant daughter, Chlor, lying on the floor, and everything I believed about my marriage...
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My Boyfriend Dumped Me for My Best Friend, Calling Me “Too Big” — On Their Wedding Day, His Mother Called Me in Tears
I was always the “fat girlfriend” until my boyfriend dumped me for my best friend—and six months later, on the day they were supposed to...