These three blondes decided to go into the forest to chop down Christmas tree
These three blondes were going to purchase a Christmas tree but they then decided to go into the forest to chop down a real one....
Life
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the...
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Kelly was enjoying a cocktail at a bar one night
Kelly was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a...
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My 5-Year-Old Refused to Cut Her Hair, Whispering, ‘I Want My Real Daddy to Recognize Me When He Comes Back’
I’m Joren, and this is about my daughter, Fiona. When she refused to cut her hair at five, I didn’t worry much—until she said she...
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My Wife Forced My 7-Months-Pregnant Daughter to Sleep on an Air Mattress on the Floor — She Never Expected How Far I’d Go to Protect My Child
I thought I knew my own home. Then I found my pregnant daughter, Chlor, lying on the floor, and everything I believed about my marriage...
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My Boyfriend Dumped Me for My Best Friend, Calling Me “Too Big” — On Their Wedding Day, His Mother Called Me in Tears
I was always the “fat girlfriend” until my boyfriend dumped me for my best friend—and six months later, on the day they were supposed to...
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My Husband Wouldn’t Spend $20 on Our Son’s Winter Coat — When I Found Out the Real Reason, My Knees Went Weak
I thought my husband was just being cruel and cheap when he refused a $20 coat for our shivering son at Goodwill. Then I found...
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A blonde and a brunette were talking in the office one day.
Mary (a brunette) and Liz (a blonde) were talking in the office one day. Mary: “Wow, that is some cold you have Liz.” Liz: “Tell...
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Little Johnny found twenty cents on the sidewalk.
Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk. Little Johnny: That’s mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this...
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Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle.
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, “What do you think you are doing?“...