There was once Little Johnny in first grade
There was once Little Johnny in first grade His teacher once asked him: “Do you know what the chicken gives us?” “Eggs” he answered “Correct,...
Life
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A lawyer and a senior citizen are on a long flight.
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer thinks that seniors are so dumb that...
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Three women were chatting about their old age
Three women were chatting about their old age This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I...
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A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons.
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. They both said they wanted pancakes. As the pancakes were almost...
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A mugger approaches two women.
Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin...
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My four-year-old Grandson had a one-dollar bill
The first joke: My four-year-old Grandson had a one-dollar bill he wanted to spend. I took him to the thrift store and he found a...
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A trainee dials the pantry and shouts into the phone
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the...
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The husband’s habit of farting loudly
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of...
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I Took In a 3-Year-Old Orphan After an Accident — 13 Years Later, My Girlfriend Revealed What My Daughter Was “Hiding”
Thirteen years ago, I became a father to a little girl who lost everything in one terrible night. I built my life around her and...
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I Married the Man Who Rescued Me From a Car Crash — What He Confessed on Our Wedding Night Changed Everything
I married the man who saved my life after a drunk driver hit me five years ago. He stayed with me through every difficult moment....