One afternoon, little Billy used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch.
His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing.
She asked Johhny: “Where is my broom”
“It’s on the back porch, Mom” he replied
“Please go get it”
“No Mom, I am afraid of the dark”
His mother smiled and said ‘The Lord is out there too, don’t be afraid.”
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L. Billy opened the back door a little and said ‘Lord if you’re out there, hand me the broom’
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A plane takes off with two hours delay.
Once in the air a passenger asks the flight attendant:
“Why did we take off so late?”
To which the flight attendant replies:
“Well, the pilot noticed some smoke and weird noises coming from the left engine and it took us a while to find another pilot willing to fly this plane.”
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A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him.
He stopped one of the runners and asked, “What’s happening?”
The runner replied breathlessly, “A lion has escaped from the zoo.”
“Oh my, which way is it heading?”
“Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?”