The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
‘The tender one’
‘The amazing one’
‘Lady of my dreams,
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.
Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.
When she dialed the third number her own phone rang.
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband,
so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.
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The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as
‘Uncle Mike the mechanic
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A duck waddles into a small shop and asks, “Hey, got any grapes?”
The shopkeeper shakes his head. “No grapes here, buddy.”
The next day, the duck returns. “Hey, got any grapes?”
The shopkeeper frowns. “Still no grapes. I told you yesterday.”
Day three—same duck, same question. “Got any grapes?”
Now the shopkeeper’s furious. “Listen, featherhead! If you ask me about grapes one more time, I’m gonna nail your beak to the floor!”
The next day, the duck strolls in like nothing happened. “Hey, got any nails?”
The shopkeeper, puzzled, says, “No… why?”
Duck smiles. “Great! Got any grapes?”
LOL!!
HOPE THIS JOKE WILL MAKE YOU SMILE! HAVE A NICE DAY!!