Three women were chatting about their old age
This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”
The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!
The third lady smiles smugly, “Well, my memory is just as good as it’s always been, knock on wood,” she says as she raps on the table.
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Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”
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Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch and a drink at their favorite pub one afternoon.
Ethel, glancing over at Mabel, noticed something unusual about her friend’s ear and said, “Mabel, you’ve got a s.u.p.pository in your left ear!”
Mabel, surprised, pulled it out and examined it closely. “A s.u.ppository? Really?”
She then paused, a look of realization dawning on her face. “Ethel, I’m so glad you found this! Now I know where my hearing aid has been hiding all this time.”
LOL!!
An old woman, Grandma Edna, went to the doctor for her annual checkup.
An old woman, Grandma Edna, went to the doctor for her annual checkup.
The doctor, trying to make polite conversation, asked, “Mrs. Edna, how are you feeling these days?”
“Oh, I’m feeling just fine, doctor,” she said. “But I do have one little problem… I seem to be passing gas quite a bit. It’s nothing too bad — they’re silent, and they don’t smell at all. In fact, I’ve probably passed gas about 10 times just sitting here talking to you… but you’d never know because they’re completely harmless.”
The doctor smiled, nodded, and scribbled something on his notepad.
“Alright, Mrs. Edna, I’m going to give you these pills. Take them twice a day and come back in a week.”
A week later, Edna walked into the office, arms crossed and looking furious.
“Doctor! I don’t know what those pills did, but now my gas smells terrible!”
The doctor looked up, grinning. “Great! Now that we’ve fixed your sense of smell, let’s work on your hearing.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
