Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport.
After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits.
Suddenly, they caught a lot of fish in 20 minutes. and decided to mark the spot to know the situation next time.
Paul said that they should mark this spot to know where to come next time
Jim says a good idea, and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large X on the floor of the boat to mark the spot.
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With that Paul says, “Why did you do that, now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish”.
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A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel in Washington.
The wife is concerned with the privacy there. To soothe her mind, the husband says he will search the room for a bug.
He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Under the rug he finds a disc with four screws.
He gets his Swiss Army knife, unscrews the screws, and throws them and the disc out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the couple how their stay was.
The husband immediately becomes suspicious and wants to know why he’s being questioned.
The hotel manager replies, “Well, the room under you complained of the chandelier falling on them!”
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Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, “No”.
Johnny asks, “I think they–”
His mom interrupts, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
She replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “ I think they–”
His mom interrupts, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mom says “No.”
He asks, “Mom, let me tell you what I think.”
His Mom replies, “Ok, now do tell me what you think.”
He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”
