A shoplifter was caught red-handed
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any...
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The Great Steak
A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head...
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A woman from Michigan
A woman from Michigan and another from the East coast were seated side-by-side on an airplane. The woman from Michigan, being friendly and all, said,...
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Uncle Abner came to visit.
Little Johnny’s dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Abner came to visit. Since there were limited...
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Billy-Bob walks into a bar
Billy-Bob walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!” The bartender says, “Well, seems you’re in a really good mood...
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Jump Out The Window
A young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady...
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A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it.
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also...
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The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax....
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There was once a sheep farmer who needed help
There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from...