The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax....
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There was once a sheep farmer who needed help
There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from...
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This is how the fight started!
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The...
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A maid asks for a pay rise.
A maid asks for a pay rise. “Why do you deserve one?” asks the lady of the house. “Well, there are three reasons,” replies the...
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A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day.
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. They were sweating profusely by the time they came upon...
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Billy was excited about his first day at school.
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realised that he...
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A blonde keeps having the same weird dream
A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor. Doctor, “What is your dream about?” Blonde, “I am being chased...
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Pick out three hymns.
One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than...
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A man went to the doctor and complained
A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation. The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription...
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A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do...