It’s Payback Time.
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about...
Joke
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Where is My Goat?
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth, they threw in a pebble...
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A little different
The minister, decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said ‘Today, in church, I am going to say a single word...
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This is for all the grandfathers out there.
Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said,...
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Confusion at the store
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down,...
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Two Russian hunters meet.
Two Russian hunters meet. “I shot a gigantic bear yesterday,” says Ivan. “Look at the hide!” “How do you find such huge bears?” Sergei asks....
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An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy
In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing...
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An Irishman and his son went to the zoo.
An Irishman and his son went to the zoo at weekend. A sign says, “Feed the elephant a bun to get your age.” The little...
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My Boyfriend’s Parents Rejected Me for My Size and Forced Him to Leave — Months Later They Begged Me to Take Him Back
When my fiancé’s parents looked me in the eye and said I was “taking up too much space” simply because of my body, then gave...
