Saving His Own Life.
Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the...
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Tom and Oscar.
So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You...
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A Guy With His Large Box.
A guy in New York orders a taxi to go cross state. The taxi pulls up, and he gets in, carrying a large box which...
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A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above...
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It’s Payback Time.
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about...
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Where is My Goat?
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth, they threw in a pebble...
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A little different
The minister, decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said ‘Today, in church, I am going to say a single word...
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This is for all the grandfathers out there.
Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said,...
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Confusion at the store
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down,...
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Two Russian hunters meet.
Two Russian hunters meet. “I shot a gigantic bear yesterday,” says Ivan. “Look at the hide!” “How do you find such huge bears?” Sergei asks....