A 5-Year-Old Won’t Stop Crying
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild...
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the...
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe.
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. They sit down on two stools at the front and the guy says to the barman...
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Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him to the bank
Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a...
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An Irishman on a scaffolding four stories high
An Irishman on a scaffolding four stories high heard the noon whistle. But when he would have descended, he found that the ladder had been...
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The Cowboy Boots
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and...
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking the monkey jumps all around the place....
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A lady was expecting the plumber
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock. Ten o’clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock,...
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The Smiths had no children
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive,...
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An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits
One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in...