It was this little girl’s first day at a new school
It was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.” The...
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Ruth took her boyfriend home
Ruth took her boyfriend Bernie home to meet her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bloom. “What do you do for a living?” asked Mr. Bloom. “I...
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Mike came back from an African safari.
Mike came back recently from an African safari. After his arrival, he went to visit his friend, Brendan and told him all about his adventures...
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An elderly man was sick and in the hospital.
An elderly man was sick and in the hospital. There was this one nurse who drove him crazy because every time she came in, she...
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Anyone Home?
A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was touring her new territory. She came upon the tiniest cabin...
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An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk
An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone, he said, “There lies a very honest...
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The greatest paradoxes.
Few centuries ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fees. The student struck...
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A mouse in my house.
Murphy: I’m in a big trouble! Paddy: Why is that? Murphy: I saw a mouse in my house! Paddy: Oh, well, all you need to...
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Big Chief Forget-Me Not
An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton, and as he paid his bill said to the manager, “By the...
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Man with black eye.
Murphy asked Paddy how he got his black eye. “You’d never believe it,” said Paddy, “but I got it in church.” He said he had...