A bald guy walks into a bar
A bald guy walks into a bar, turns to the noticably short bartender, and says “Hey midget, gimme a beer!” The bartender gives the man...
Joke
-
-
A man lost both his ears
A man lost both his ears in a very serious automobile accident but as a result received a large insurance settlement. After some period of...
-
Early morning at the military base
It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece...
-
Mary Poppins was traveling home
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and...
-
In the back woods of Tennessee
In the back woods of Tennessee, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to...
-
A southern farmer got in his pickup
A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about...
-
A man from Newfoundland
A man from Newfoundland went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, “I’m not hiring that lazy newf”,...
-
A last night on the town
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks,...
-
Grandpa and grandma were watching the television
Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand...
-
A road crew supervisor in Saskatchewan
A road crew supervisor in Saskatchewan hired Herb from Newfoundland, to paint the yellow line down the middle of route 32 heading up toward Prince...