Rough Landing
Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, “Sorry, folks for the hard landing. It wasn’t my fault, blame it on the asphalt.”...
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Boys or Girls
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were sitting in the OB/GYN’s office and the brunette and the redhead were discussing whether they were having...
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous detective, Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling tales about himself in which he was the laughing-stock....
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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country.
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it...
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A Highway Patrolman pulls over a motorist for speeding
It’s the middle of summer and a Highway Patrolman pulls over a motorist for speeding. While he’s writing the ticket, flies keep buzzing around his...
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Margaret was very upset
Margaret was very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertaker’s to have one last look at her dearly...
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A group of professors boarded a plane
A group of professors boarded a plane for a special trip. Just as the doors closed and the plane was about to take off, they...
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Darryl and Harold were the best patients in a mental institution.
Darryl and Harold were the best patients in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the best patients and...
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A gentleman strolling alongside a canal
A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed an old man and his son fishing. A moment later, a splash was heard. The boy had fallen...
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A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel
A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The wife is concerned with the privacy there. To soothe her mind, the husband...