Three old men are sitting on the porch
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, “Fellas, I’ve got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every...
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A mother hears noises in the lobby
Late in the night, a mother hears noises in the lobby. She goes to check it out, and sees her son preparing to leave the...
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An old cowboy walks into the barbershop
An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, and he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off...
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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one...
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Henry mistakenly gets on a bus full of veterans
Henry mistakenly gets on a bus full of veterans, but upon discovering it is going his way, decides to stay on for the ride. He...
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Lucas was walking home late one night
Lucas was walking home late one night when he came upon this intoxicated tramp on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the man, “Do...
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Benjamin was in jail
Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died...
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Michael, Owen and one of their friends
Michael, Owen and one of their friends are patients in a mental institution and are preparing for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...
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Two newfies, George and Frank
Two newfies, George and Frank, are getting tired of Newfoundland and start to think about moving out West for a better life. George is all...
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Mateo wanted to determine
Mateo wanted to determine if both his wife, Isabella and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise,...