A blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice.
In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at...
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Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight...
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An irate father stormed into the principal’s office.
An irate father stormed into the principal’s office: “I want to know why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination.” “We’ll...
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My Husband Made Me Host His Birthday Party Although My Arm Was Broken — He Had No Idea What I Had Planned
I broke my arm right before my husband’s big birthday party, and his main worry was how it might spoil his celebration. I still made...
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My Daughter Spent the Weekend at Grandma’s — Then She Whispered, ‘I Have a Brother Here, But It’s a Secret’
After a peaceful weekend at her grandma’s house, my daughter said something that froze me in place: “My brother lives at Grandma’s, but it’s a...
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My Future MIL Stole My Late Mom’s Wedding Dress for Her Daughter — But Karma Tore It Apart at the Altar
I thought the hardest part of wedding planning would be figuring out seating charts, but something far worse happened. My future mother-in-law decided my late...
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My Granddaughter Demanded $5,000 for a Vacation and Called Our Gifts ‘Cheap Trash’ — She Never Expected Our Payback
When my granddaughter Cadence’s wedding plans took a heart-stopping turn, my husband Raymond and I had to face her brazen entitlement. What started as pure...
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My Husband Compared Me to His Boss’s Wife and Hired a Maid To Teach Me— So I Became Perfect and Let Him Break
I was shocked when my husband River hired a maid to “teach” me how to cook and clean like the ideal wife. Instead of arguing,...
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My Daughter-in-Law Borrowed My Car for a Week and Returned It Wrecked, Refusing to Pay—Until I Made It Clear I Was Done Being Nice
I figured lending my car to my daughter-in-law might help ease the tension between us. Instead, she returned it scratched up and disgusting, then lied...
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A blonde walks into an appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store, approaches the man behind the counter, and says “I’d like that TV please.” The cashier replies “Sorry, we...